Posts tagged strategy games
Since the beginning of time, RPGs have taken themselves far too seriously. They’re plagued by recycled stories, stock characters and a clichéd pseudo-medieval fantasy setting. It’s time for someone to make fun of these games. BIG TIME. That’s where “Mark Leung: Revenge of the Bitch” comes in: it’s a fully playable parody RPG. Think of it as an RPG gone wrong. Inspired by Christianity, double rainbows, Kim Jong Il, flaming trolls and Final Fantasy, “Revenge of the Bitch” features characters and monsters that are bizarre hybrids of public figures and well-known characters. There’s Jhompson, a summonable character inspired by Jack Thompson and Illidan Stormrage, and McFunny, a boss character inspired by the Joker and Ronald McDonald. Recent events such as the subprime mortgage crisis also inspired a bank-themed dungeon and a cleric named Brother Lehman. “Mark Leung: Revenge of the Bitch” is the first episode in a series of parody role-playing games that has been dubbed by one critic as “Final Fantasy meets the Internet.” Set in the vast world of Untitled, “Revenge of the Bitch” combines adventure and classic turn-based battle sequences with monsters ranging from adorable housecats to ruthlessly high pot-smoking purple monsters. The game features five playable characters and up to 30 hours of gameplay.
System requirements: • Windows XP/Vista/7 • DirectX 9c • 1.4 GHz • 1 GB RAM
1. unrar 2. run setup.bat 3. click exe
Even gods grow old. So does Saturn, one of the oldest gods of Rome. He decides to retire, and wants his son to take his place. The council of the gods respectfully accepts his will and welcomes an heir to take Saturn’s place on one condition. He has to prove that he is worthy of their trust and divine powers he is about to receive.
The future seems bright and glorious for the son of Saturn. But not all the great gods are willing to welcome newcomers at the Capitoline Hill. Mars – the god of war loses his temper every time he hears someone speak about the newbie. On top of that our hero falls in love with Mars’s beloved Venus and Mars swears to never allow the youngling become a god.
Control a tiny ball of grey goo with the ability to eat anything smaller than itself. The more it eats, the bigger it gets. Travel to six different time periods and eat everything along the way. Eat rats, dinosaurs, gladiators, samurai, hovercars, pyramids, volcanoes… Everything! Soon you’ll be able to eat the entire planet and more!
Defend your kingdom from raiders in Be a King 3: Golden Empire! ! Rebuild cities to their former glory, feed the poor and protect them from raids by bandits. Rule with your strong hand and raise a powerful empire. Complete different objectives and enjoy the medieval atmosphere as you experience the life of a king. Stop the evil monsters and raiders before it’s too late in Be a King 3: Golden Empire!
Orczz is a fantasy tower defense game set in the Kingdom of Whiteleaf, famous for its delicious honey wine – the mead.
The player controls the Knights of the Order of the Mug – protectors of Whiteleaf and the mead, who are once again called to defend the land against an invading orc horde.
Team up with Cedric once again, for another exciting adventure! The King turns once more to you, his trusted city planner, to travel to the faraway land of Middleshire devasted due to the poor management and negligence of its rulers. Here you will be greeted by a host of zany new characters, and meet a few old favorites. Explore ancient caves and forgotten mines, meet mystical nymphs and leprechauns, engage in snowball fights in the frigid arctic, and rescue the people of Middleshire from the fires of a terrible volcano. With you as their guide, the people will build a veritable paradise – while you win prizes for your speed and quick wit!
Travel back in time and learn the prehistory of the Island. Explore the already familiar paths anew, solve tons of new quests and follow an absolutely gripping story filled with dozens of mysteries, tricky riddles and unexpected twists and turns.
The island, where you know something about the smallest leaf, turns into a completely new place full of mysteries and secrets. Find out why the tribe left the old village, discover how the Sanctuary looked like and learn how the ship appeared right in the Heart of the Island!